peterpanopticon:

you can judge how much I like you by what I’d knit for you for free

PSA.

(via dancinginthecenteroftheworld)

oonachaplins:

"I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough."


Yasss. Love her. oonachaplins:

"I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough."


Yasss. Love her.

oonachaplins:

"I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough."

Yasss. Love her.

(via meredithjean)

super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say
super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE


god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say

super-who-locked-in:

turninginto-a-monster:

ifjohnwatsoncanblogicantoo:

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

awesome

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this.

money well spent id say

(via kage23)

*heavybreathing* *heavybreathing* *heavybreathing* *heavybreathing* *heavybreathing* *heavybreathing* *heavybreathing*
minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?
I resemble this remark. So hard.


Damn it. minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?
I resemble this remark. So hard.


Damn it. minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?
I resemble this remark. So hard.


Damn it. minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?
I resemble this remark. So hard.


Damn it. minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?
I resemble this remark. So hard.


Damn it.

minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?

I resemble this remark. So hard.

Damn it.

(via dancinginthecenteroftheworld)

pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny pleatedjeans:

Go follow @audipenny
neomalith:

2 Line Jokes neomalith:

2 Line Jokes

seattlish:

“No viable options are available for Route 280.”

image

Back in the prehistoric days, before Uber and all kinds of other ways to get home safely at night, the Night Owl (which is 280, which has “no viable option”) was a fucking lifeline — and for those who can’t **afford** all those other new, fancy…

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

Ack. Me.

(via garden-parties)

beautifuloutlier:

I want to note that the way the sex binary looks like it’s present throughout the animal world is that white scientists have a terrible habit of labeling everything “male” or “female” even when it makes no sense.

Like, by any reasonable metric, bees have three sexes:…

Interesting stuff I never thought about.

(via dancinginthecenteroftheworld)

pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

Tumblr gets deep gets me every time. pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

Tumblr gets deep gets me every time. pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

Tumblr gets deep gets me every time. pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

Tumblr gets deep gets me every time. pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

Tumblr gets deep gets me every time. pleatedjeans:

Tumblr Gets Deep (20 Pics)

Tumblr gets deep gets me every time.

Just Bestie Things

dancinginthecenteroftheworld and I were just chatting and gave ourselves total history boners talking about Founding Fathers, SCOTUS, and US History in general.  And then I ruined it wondering what the chances our that our country will go through bloody revolution in our lifetime.  Aren’t we fun?  Don’t you want friends like this?

seattlish:

image

Photo: Seattle Aquarium

We’re trying really hard not to take this as a terrible omen for today’s opener, but the Seattle Aquarium informed the world last night that Marshawn Pinch, the hermit crab of our hearts, the tiniest 12, the beastliest of crustacea, has left this great planet.

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pleatedjeans:

20 Next-Level Problem Solvers

Some seriously good life-hacks in here. pleatedjeans:

20 Next-Level Problem Solvers

Some seriously good life-hacks in here. pleatedjeans:

20 Next-Level Problem Solvers

Some seriously good life-hacks in here. pleatedjeans:

20 Next-Level Problem Solvers

Some seriously good life-hacks in here. pleatedjeans:

20 Next-Level Problem Solvers

Some seriously good life-hacks in here. pleatedjeans:

20 Next-Level Problem Solvers

Some seriously good life-hacks in here.